Ian C.'s definitions

geoducker

A usually badass person that has special permissions from the government to harvest geoducks. They live fast-lives with even faster women. They make about $5000.00 per day and geoducker poachers make up to $2 million every 2.5 years.

Hey guys, I'm a geoducker. Do you like wrestling?

by Ian C. September 25, 2005

jersey city

A northeastern NJ city that neighbors Manhattan, NY. Most of Jersey City smells like a bacon bomb, but it is cheaper than NYC and way more badass.

Your mom's from Jersey City.

by Ian C. September 27, 2005

funball

A ripoff of baseball played by a few dudes and a few babes with a tennis ball and a Vortex Mike Piazza plastic, foam cushioned baseball bat. The game is played on a public little league field, therefore creating the neccessary need to hide your beer in a paper bag. Your team gets a point when a ball drops in the outfield without being caught. There are fielders from both teams in the outfield. If your teammate catches the ball, your team gets 2 points. If the opposing catches the ball you lose a point and get an out. You can play with 5 or 10 outs. Depends on how lazy you are. If the pitcher catches an infield fly ball, the scores reverse.

We played Funball until Jarod took a comebacker in the nuts.

by Ian C. September 25, 2005