Iamwet's definitions

Beat Down

The act of pumbling, destroying, and smashing a disgusting creature, especially ostriches, salamanders, junebugs, armadillos, and orangutang. Beat downs are given if and only if the act of being crusty or ugly is committed. They are given very often and involve fists and feet, or anything wet.

The ostrich and salamander were so crusty they received a beat down from an oyster and a mole rat

by Iamwet November 11, 2014