2 definitions by IT Dave

Sonicrape

When you piss of your fellow IT professionals by leaving Windows Firewall on thus wasting an entire day of trouble shooting & as such culminates in them writing a SonicWall application firewall rule to stop you browsing the web

Fred: Man that tard John left the Windows firewall on and I've just wasted a full day trying to work out why this VPN did not work..

Dave: I know lets SonicRape his ass into the next life for being a n0000000b

by IT Dave January 18, 2011

smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma

Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined

by IT Dave November 25, 2014