IT Dave's definitions

smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma

Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined

by IT Dave November 25, 2014

Sonicrape

When you piss of your fellow IT professionals by leaving Windows Firewall on thus wasting an entire day of trouble shooting & as such culminates in them writing a SonicWall application firewall rule to stop you browsing the web

Fred: Man that tard John left the Windows firewall on and I've just wasted a full day trying to work out why this VPN did not work..

Dave: I know lets SonicRape his ass into the next life for being a n0000000b

by IT Dave January 19, 2011