Definitions by IT Crowd
Helldesk
This is what you get when a helpdesk that you have to phone to resolve a problem is manned by an evil bitch from hell. This woman will generally have the people skills of an angry pitbull terrier, the patience of a rattlesnake being poked with a stick and the intelligence and problem solving skills of a paving slab.
Beanage
When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person