2 definitions by IRIS2BU
FLABOCA Face Like A Bucket Of Crushed Assholes. Term used on a woman with extremely horrid facial features. With a face that would make the rear end of a baboon look like a strawberry cheesecake. A cow so rancid that the sheer sight of her makes you want to cough up the curry you had for lunch. Flaboca's can usually be found working at burger kings and often have an IQ of around 45 (it takes a pig around 50 to grunt)...
When I woke up next to that flaboca this morning, I checked under the cover to see if she was lying upsidedown. I realized then that I had to stop drinking tequilla.
by IRIS2BU June 22, 2009
The sexual act of spraying a liquid turd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.
if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.
by IRIS2BU December 27, 2010