flaboca

FLABOCA Face Like A Bucket Of Crushed Assholes. Term used on a woman with extremely horrid facial features. With a face that would make the rear end of a baboon look like a strawberry cheesecake. A cow so rancid that the sheer sight of her makes you want to cough up the curry you had for lunch. Flaboca's can usually be found working at burger kings and often have an IQ of around 45 (it takes a pig around 50 to grunt)...

When I woke up next to that flaboca this morning, I checked under the cover to see if she was lying upsidedown. I realized then that I had to stop drinking tequilla.

by IRIS2BU June 22, 2009

Flabotage

When a plump or hefty person covertly tries to make a skinny friend pack on pounds by arranging multiple food-based social events.

"Mary keeps inviting me out for ice cream. I think she's trying to flabotage me."

by Case-Sensitive March 15, 2009

Flabcake

A lazy person (generally overweight)

I can't believe you wouldn't pass me the remote - you're such a flabcake!

by Nools August 13, 2014

flaboa

A feeling Deeper Than Love. Physical,Mental, And sexual togetherness. Somthing That can be felt in less than a day, or slowly built within years of Love.

I love you so much i had to make up a word for what i feel....flaboa you Adam!

by James Ross October 25, 2006

Flabosaurus Rex

Fat (like a Tyrannosaurus Rex)

That girl is a Flabosaurus Rex

by Victoria Fleming June 3, 2004

flaboyant

A fat bird given to ostentatious or audacious display, when really she should know better.

She's so flaboyant.

by Jon March 10, 2004

Flaboated

:The bodily sensation of feeling both fat and bloated simultaneously.

My copious consumption of baked beans has left me flaboated.

I was so flaboated, I couldn’t get my pants on.

I’m always so flaboated during my period, I might explode!

by Corpy Bingles May 16, 2022