FLABOCA Face Like A Bucket Of Crushed Assholes. Term used on a woman with extremely horrid facial features. With a face that would make the rear end of a baboon look like a strawberry cheesecake. A cow so rancid that the sheer sight of her makes you want to cough up the curry you had for lunch. Flaboca's can usually be found working at burger kings and often have an IQ of around 45 (it takes a pig around 50 to grunt)...
When I woke up next to that flaboca this morning, I checked under the cover to see if she was lying upsidedown. I realized then that I had to stop drinking tequilla.
by IRIS2BU June 22, 2009