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The art of having extremely kinky sex in a hotel in the month of December and when you have finished you leave without cleaning up your "mess".
Guy: Hey baby wanna have a white Christmas
Girl: You know I do

Guy: How bout that hotel right around the corner
Girl: Sure, shall I bring our box full of toys?
Guy: Yup
by IHOP Eating Cow Zombie March 30, 2016
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