Toilet Tag

The marks one gets on one's butt after spending a long period of time on the toilet, usually scrolling through social media and/or looking at memes.

My boyfriend just asked for nudes but i'm TOILET TAGGED. I never learn, do I?

by IDK this needed to be a thing February 16, 2017

Boner thoughts

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.

Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .

by IDK this needed to be a thing April 28, 2018