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nive

A strange and usually unexpected object arriving via mail, sans packaging. Postage, postmark and return address are required for a true nive; message is optional. The object's name is placed before the word, e.g., "flip-flop nive."

Imagine my great surprise when I opened my mailbox to discover a coconut nive!

by ICanHazHockey April 8, 2010