Definitions by IBE JESUS

clumsy russian 

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

clumsy russian by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

H.T.C. 

It's the abbreviation for HARD THROBBING COCK.

Hey do you see that guy with the H.T.C.

H.T.C. by IBE JESUS August 2, 2011