2 definitions by I.P. Knightly

matressmony

1. Both a physical description of the place of sex and the sound it creates 2. The promise to have and to hold as long as you both shall last

1. Bianca and I are making that matressmony
2. We screw nonstop, we're in total matressmony

by I.P. Knightly February 7, 2015

Jaylin

Jaylin gives zero fucks. He's got a huge dick. He fucks so many bitches, it's almost illegal. That nigga does not love these hoes, and that nigga is about his paper. He's a real nigga. Salute

That Jaylin kid is living the life, having sex with everyone's mom and taking their money right after!

Girl: OMG Jaylin! You gonna pinksock me tonight?

Jaylin: Probz not.

Jaylin is the man! He truly gives zero fucks.

by I.P. Knightly November 27, 2013