Definitions by I.M. Salmon

Skidded Sheets

Tell tale brown stains, usually a tracked pair on the man's
side of the bed, indicating less than perfect hygiene.

"Oh Honey! You just turned our brand new fitted sheets
into skidded sheets!"

Skidded Sheets by I.M. Salmon July 16, 2011

gas line 

Gas line: crossing the stage in a new romance when one feels comfortable enough to rip off a roaring, smelly fart."

"Billy and I crossed the gas line in bed last night so it must be love."

gas line by I.M. Salmon August 28, 2009