I.M Anderson's definitions

Syphilis

Originally from the word Phil and phillis ( philis ). A word often referred to by Abe and people who say wurp and churpsin’. From Chinnor, Oxfordshire,

usually communicated by sexual intercourse.

But its ok because its highly unlikely that you will catch this STD while performing the philis . So keep going!

Ahhhh try the philis she can’t get syphilis! She’ll love it! Wurp!

by I.M Anderson April 26, 2004