I. V. Fuckedurfriendz's definitions
A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.
"Why does your room smell like shit?"
"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."
"How was it?"
"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."
"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."
"How was it?"
"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."
by I. V. Fuckedurfriendz February 11, 2014
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