I wish I was with Draco Malfoy's definitions

Evil

We prefer the term 'Alternative System Of Morality'.

Girl 1: You are so evil!!!
Girl 2: Nah, I just have an Alternative System Of Morality.
Girl 1: Maybe you're just weird...
Girl 2: That's the Alternative System Of Morality kicking in.

by I wish I was with Draco Malfoy July 19, 2009