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Definitions by I used to be Denny Crane

schranking 

The act of hiding in the wardrobe to watch your mate have sex with a girl / boy they have just met in a bar. Taken from the German word for wardrobe. Can also involve self abuse or being invited to join in.
Dude to mate before going to pub: "Fancy a spot of schranking tonite?"
Reply: "I should coco."