Definitions by I like penguinssss

[S] Wake. 

Homestuck Flash which shows:

Bec Noir Kills Dream Nepeta and Dream Feferi while destroying derse.
Aradia becomes god tier and time stops him.
Vriska becomes god tier and bullies Tavros before stabbing him and pushing him off a cliff.

Person 1: Did you see the new Homestuck Flash?
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: S Wake.
Person 2: Is it confusing?
Person 1: You’re damn right, it is.

[S] Wake. by I like penguinssss December 3, 2023

cheezwiz 

some yellow, thing, thats really good on toast and you should totally have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

person 1: what did you have for breakfast?
person 2: cheezwiz
person 1: wtf is that
person 2: idk but its so good

cheezwiz by I like penguinssss December 3, 2023

TEH EPIK DUK IS COMING!!! 

“TEH EPIK DUK IS COMING!!!” is a sentence you could say on roblox back in 2012 if you were under 13. bcz the restricted chat you were given only allows a few select words, one example being: “street fighting!” so if you were in a roblox game some random person would go: “street fighting!”
sadly this feature was removed, we will miss you epik duk.

some random >13 kid: TEH EPIK DUK IS COMING!!!

TEH EPIK DUK IS COMING!!! by I like penguinssss December 2, 2023

your local dj cook hater 

an annoying ass 9 year old girl who is a hater of dj cook. she goes by many aliases such as; devin, lily, and of course, your local dj cook hater.

she is referred to by dj as “my first girl hater”
eventually she admitted to hating on dj as a joke, but apparently lied since shes still hating on him
she even made a video saying that saying the n word is not racist which was fucking insane
dj is a great youtuber and she is just another one of those dj cook little kid haters

person: ugh i hate how that little girl is hating on dj cook >:(
person 2: ikr shes super fricking annoying
person 3: i hate your local dj cook hater

your local dj cook hater by I like penguinssss December 2, 2023