Bill Clinton

- If you're left, he's a saint. If you're right, he's a snake.
- A blowjob

Democrat: Bill Clinton was the best President ever.... and I wish he were still in office, unlike those right-wing wackos we have now.

Republican: Bill Clinton is a satanist and a liar! I hope he burns in hell!

by I just don't give a damn April 13, 2007