1 definition by I demand pie
One (cunty indivitual) who is talented in the field of retaining a topping such as syrup, jelly, or butter.
"Cuntiness is measured by the efficiency with which one can retain syrup. You, Madame, are a waffle."
"Merry Christmas, cuntwaffle!"
"Merry Christmas, cuntwaffle!"
by I demand pie November 16, 2014