I ate your chicken nugget's definitions

Milk

The excuse Dads make to leave your life and may or may not come back

Dad:"Kids I'm gonna buy some milk I'll be back"
Kids:"Ok Dad!"
(20 years later)
Dad:*comes home with Milk* "Kids I'm back! I missed you all!"
Kids:"Fucking Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Milk

The excuse Dad's make to disappear for the rest of your life and may or may not come back

Dad: "Kids I'm going to buy some Milk!"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020