man hose

A penis, it usually always sprays cum around.

I used my man hose to put out the fire on her tits.

by I am Hitler July 30, 2019

Uncle Chester

Your abusive uncle who locks you up in the basement and beats you with a belt.

My uncle chester beats my ass everyday.

by I am Hitler July 31, 2019

Fuck me under the hot sun

What the school slut will ask you to do to her in the dumspter in the back of the school when it is 100 degrees outside. She will possibly get sunburned in the process.

Today, it was 100 degrees outside. The school slut, Emily, came up to me and asked "Oh daddy, can you please fuck me under the hot sun?" So I got her pregnant in the dumpster outside the cafateria door and left her there.

by I am Hitler September 22, 2019