Wife's Boyfriend

He's a bitch, but gives me cookies before bed. I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED BEFORE O8:25 PM!!!

"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"

by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020

legiterally

A combination of legitimately and literally.
It's a word, I swear.

"What the fuck does legiterally mean???"
"Derek please, we need to continue the sacrifice."

by I Write Random Explanations November 17, 2020