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suckability 

the quality or trait of suckiness, or just being sucky or the state of sucking
1. Ever since the Spice Girls hit it big, "teen pop" has ruled the airwaves and pop music has been awesome in its flat-out suckability.

2. TV today has a high degree of suckability.

cock rock 

AOR rock where the singer is bragging about the adventures of his cock. Most notably played by those radio stations that specialize in the Cro-Magnon arena rock of the seventies.
Jojo had his boombox on while working on his car on the blocks. He had it on the cock rock station KRAP.

cock country 

It's like cock rock but the music is country. Like cock rock, it's about the adventures of the singer's cock (sex life).
Billy Bob puts on some cock country on his stereo before he lays with his chick-of-the-week.

support the troops 

a slogan used by politicians and corporations to get support for a war they will never fight in. Also used to sell bumper stickers, car magnets, all that shit. This slogan is said by people who have no inkling what it's like to serve in the Armed Forces.
Gina's car has a "support the troops" bumper sticker on it. It's there because it's the fashionable thing to have on a car these days.

Sussudio 

a girl who a guy thinks about alot, but seems to be inaccessable. From the Phil Collins hit "Sussudio", which reached Number One in the U.S. and Canada.
The Little Red Haired Girl is Charlie Brown's Sussudio.
Su - Sussudio. Oh-hoh-hoh. Oh-oh!