Definitions by I Own Utopia

Mrs. Alright 

The woman you settle for when you realize your dream of the perfect wife is totally unrealistic.

When manly man Ran Stanly was growing up he dreamed of a wife named Mrs. Right who would serve him beer while giving him blowjobs whenever he wanted. However, when he woke up and saw that he worked as a clown that did birthday parties and shitty magic tricks for a living, he decided it was time to settle for Mrs. Alright.

Mrs. Alright by I Own Utopia February 26, 2010