Definitions by I Like To Snort Cows

Men 

A perverted male who is narcissistic and an asshole. He also thinks he's the shit, which is a synonym for narcissistic. Also people who I don't like to be around.

Person 1: Oh, my God! Look how hot those men are!
Person 2: Oh, my God! Wow! You have terrible taste in men!
Person 1: You're just mad that you can't get a man.
Person 2: Honey, I don't date men. I date anyone who has a pussy.

Men by I Like To Snort Cows August 13, 2022

Lesbian 

Women who scissor each other; women who are only attracted to the same sex; carpet munchers; women who cannot stand to see men; me.

I'm a lesbian and I like to eat out that wet pussy.

Lesbian by I Like To Snort Cows August 13, 2022