Definitions by I J Margulieth

musty pontoon 

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.

I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.

musty pontoon by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021

Period in the pot water 

When things are going bad in a gross way

I stepped in dog poop with bare feet. It was a real period in the pot water moment.

Period in the pot water by I J Margulieth February 7, 2021