I Am The Ferrett's definitions
When you have to pee very bad and can't get to a restroom so you padlock and let loose in your ass to hold it until you make it to the bathroom so you can shit it out like diarrhea. This may dislodge fecal matter and come out in spurts causing your ass to have a machine gun effect while shitting.
Levi what the hell happened to your toilet? Joseph you won't believe this. I couldn't make it home in time so I padlocked and pissed in my ass. As soon as I got home I couldn't hold it in my ass any longer and ended up hydro dumping all over the toilet.
by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020
Get the Hydro Dumpmug. When your girlfriend is riding your face and she slides back too far causing her ass cheeks to spread open and asshole to leave a brown stained stamp on your chest resembling a gold medallion.
Hey Levi did you get a new piece for your necklace. Nah Joseph, my lady gave me the ol' Italian Medallion.
by I Am The Ferrett February 18, 2019
Get the italian medallionmug.