-A suburb of Portland, OR, population 36,368.
-A liberal city containing some of the world's prejudice, spoiled people.
-Home to two rivaling highschools: Lakeridge and Lake Oswego.
-Bob and 7-11. What more can I say.
-An algae-filled lake that will never be cleaned due to high-phospate fertilizers and is not able to be drained because of the floating houseboats.
-A city filled with little racial diversity:
White Non-Hispanic (89.7%)
Two or more races (2.5%)
American Indian (0.8%)
Other race (0.7%)
-A place where property tax is very high, and most residence are of upper middle class or higher.
-I live here, and don't particularly like it, although my family happens to be the best living here (muah ha).
Lady- So, where are you from?
Lady- Oh, Really? Where in Oregon?
You- Portland Area.
Lady- Oh, Really? What city?
You- Lake Oswego.
Lady- Oh. I don't like you.