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Suicide Shit

As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?

Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!
by I'm not Bob June 14, 2019
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Frankenstein

You might be mistaken. Frankenstein is not a sex poaition or some kinky pole dancing move, it's the guy who created The Creature in "Frankenstein," A.K.A., "The Modern Promethius," or however the fuck you spell that diety's name.

Oh, and no, it isn't the name of The Creature.
The Creature's creator's name is Victor Frankenstein.

Look it up if you wanna challenge me, you filthy uncultured pleb.
by I'm not Bob March 10, 2018
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