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All I've seen for zoe is the zoe with the 2 dots above the e. But that changes now.

Zoe's are really sarcastic, and won't likely trust you at first. But when you befriend a Zoe, the results are magical. Once you become friends Zoe will continue to stick by your side until something forcibly splits y'all apart.
A:I need a loyal friend..
B:You should meet a Zoe!
by I'm NOT Short!! May 19, 2023
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Litterily the best zodiac sign. Extremely loyal, very determained and will eliminate you off the face of the Earth. Excelent lie detecters and mind readers. And as you can tell.. not very good spellers. I know Scorpios are awesome because I am one. We also have a little too much ego.
1: What is the zodiac sign from october to November?
2: It is Scorpio.
by I'm NOT Short!! July 19, 2023
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When a female is attracted to other females. aka, me.
No, I don't want a threesome.
No, I don't feel anything when a guy flirts with me.
Chad:*wolf wistle* damn! You're hot!
Me:No Chad, I'm a lesbian.
Chad:I can turn you straight😏
Me:I already told you, I like Ebelyn!
Chad:Ebelyn don't got sh*t on dis!
Me:You can't be talkin'! You've never dated a girl in your life!
Chad:really? Name one slightly romantic thing ya'll've done.
Me:Let's see.. She had to take her backpack out of my lap, she let me punch her stomach blc it hurt, she always turns to me for help in math--
Chad:Alright! Fine!
Me:Thank you and good bie.
by I'm NOT Short!! May 18, 2023
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