Definitions by I'm All-In

owl 

Any of various often nocturnal birds of prey of the order Strigiformes, having hooked and feathered talons, large heads with short hooked beaks, large eyes set forward, and fluffy plumage that allows for almost noiseless flight.

Person A: An owl goes "Hoot".
Person B: O RLY?
Person A: YA RLY.

owl by I'm all-in December 28, 2005

Kenny Rogers 

An idiot that pitches for The Texas Rangers who takes his anger out on cameramen.

Also: Broke his non-pitching hand punching a watercooler.

John: Did you see Kenny Rogers going after those cameramen?
Bob: Sure did. What an idiot they caught it on camera too..

Kenny Rogers by I'm All-In July 28, 2005