Important

Hym "I think my level of importance is perfectly consistent with my sense of self thanks but what constitutes 'important' is subjective, so, if you want me to quantity it for you I can do that too. How many kids die if you leave me here to die (and explicitly for that reason? I am EXACTLY that important. Whatever level of important you escribe to that X variable... Is my EXACT level of importance. I have changed the course of the future and you are trying to steal that from me. You tried to impose schizophrenia on the greatest mind who has ever lived. My level of humility if perfect consistent with my level of attainment... Is yours?"
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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Important

Only because I need to be.
Hym "Yeah, it's not a good thing, chief... If I'm not important I just drown in my own skull and get my shit stolen so... I don't know what to tell ya..." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam February 06, 2025
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You can't imagine

Why Israel would block aid? TO STARVE THEM. Because they're psychopath worshipping schizos "Where not killing them! God is! See? I did it indirectly so it's God!"
Hym "You can't imagine why they would do it? Because they want to make an example out of them to deter future attacks. How abouts, start raping Jewish women around the world and don't stop until they start letting food in. Start with Ben's wife's."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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A.I. Porn

Did I tell you my A.I. porn story? No? Ok. So, I'm watching porn, right? And what do I stumble across? A familiar face. Not the chick in the news but a YouTuber. Her!? In a porn!? It couldn't possibly be! So I started watching. This is clearly fake.... Oh well *Bap bap bap bap bap* So, some time passes and apparently she found out about it and was pretty upset. Which was a little sad.. but the funny part is... I had already yanked it to her content BEFORE I found the A.I. porn! So.... The end result is the same whether the porn is there or not. I also saw some of a pop star and a politician. So that was neat.
Hym "A.I. Porn is bad.... Not for the consent reason because WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHEN MY LIKENESS IS USED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION DO WE!? No. But it's bad because the quality is low. The facial expressions don't quite match the action. They usually copy the face onto something pretty plain.... It's bores me. Most porn is bad. Bad porn with a familiar face is only slightly more appealing."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2023
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Even if

AND! AND...
Hym "EVEN IF... You needed me to think of a way to do it... An infection has been eating away at my brain for like 2 years now... So... I can barely remember whether or not I have to work tonight... Not that remembering schedules was my strong suite before not but, yeah, my cognition is down like 45%. I what saying it before. Unless I recover, you aren't getting anything profound out of this guy any time soon. I mean, I'm still better than the imposters though! Just beat one in Tekken the other day. Still the ultimate man."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Jungle Fever

It's a classic. Basic premise is this: This Italian chick dates a black guy... That is all. The brothers and the parents don't like it very much.
Hym "You ever watch Jungle Fever? I haven't seen that shit in forever. Prime Wesley Snipes and Spike Lee. Classic."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2023
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So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.
Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
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