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Bat

I'm over here handing them out to everybody. I didn't 'give you the bat to bludgeon me with.' This is YOU thinking YOU are the main character in every situation that arises before you. I didn't give YOU anything.
Hym "And the people swing the bat are swinging the bat and the people who are getting hit are getting hit. Even if that WERE

the case... That's assault. That's violating the non-aggression principle. So who's going to jail for the assault I'm enduring (according to you). Where is my assault money?
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
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Dumber

You all were already dumb as dogshit.
Hym "AI isn't making you dumber. You were already dumb. I was there BEFORE AI. You being dumb is why I created the AI in the first place. If you were less dumb it wouldn't exist because I wouldn't have made it and if you were more smart you still wouldn't be as smart as me, in which case, YOU wouldn't have made it."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2025
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Behavior

Right but not YOUR behavior right?
Destiny "You see not everyone can be like me. Right? Cus I'm like a shepherd see? And other people are like sheep. And I need to be allowed to control their behavior for the good of society. Even though I'm literally the wish version of a guy who's better than me."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Christianity

And none of those things apply exclusively to Christianity. You could make the same video for any cult. "What would it take for me to join a cult?" Change 5 words and it applies in the exactly same way.
Hym "Not exclusive to Christianity. Stop being a shill."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Itachi

He paints his nail because that's what the best one does... I THINK.
Hym "I mean.... We all come from Africa though... Like... If you go back far enough. So... If the test doesn't say that then the test is wrong.... Or it doesn't go back far enough. Itachi is the best one though."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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Cheating

You forgot fat cocks. Oh, and sorry bout your friend.
Hym "Cheating is women's fault 100% of the time. If the woman cheats it's because she interacted with a fatcock. If the MAN cheats, however, you're dating a fat cock. Why would he settle for you? You're not Salma Hayek OR Christina Ricci so what is the actual point of you? Entirely 100% Women's fault forever."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2023
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Hypergamy

Oh, shit! As a Psychopathic/Narcissistic type, am I supposed to be making decisions that contradict my very nature? You know, for the good of the broader society?
Hym "If I should have to act in contradiction to my own nature for the good of everyone, why shouldn't women (in the context of hypergamy)? The hypergamy that leads to polyamory which leads to and increase of violence at a correlation of 1 to 1 is fine but being low in conscientiousness (because that is the "difference" between psychopath and non-psychopath and not the low agreeableness) is the thing that should be punished. That's not a load of self-serving bullshit.
by Hym Iam September 11, 2022
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