2 groups of assholes using their desire to curate their children's reality to justify imposing thier self-embodied perfection/universal submission ethic on the world.
Hym "Like that scene from the anime about me where the goblins tie a bunch of women to carts and use them as arrow shields... The Culture War is little more than that, but with children. 'Stop shooting arrows at my fuck trophies!' 'NO! YOU stop shooting arrows at MY fuck trophies!' Like... Your kids existing... doesn't mean I have to do (or not do) anything. Seriously. I can't do what I want because your wife didn't fuck me? No. That's not how that works. You not liking the reality you've chosen subject your children to is justification for you controlling me. Now... You're going to try to refute this using historical precedent. That's not a good argument. But it's ok. I have the solution. If you want me to do or not-do a thing. Your wife can suck my dick. She can suck my dick and I will (then) consider doing or not doing the thing. But that's reality. Plenty of children have been subjected to far worse (historically). That's the reality you exist in. I know. It sucks. The bright side is that it's temporary. So.... Enjoy that I guess..."
by Hym Iam January 03, 2023
Get the The Culture Warmug. Hym "Yes, I declared myself the greatest mind who ever lived... And then, subsequently, went on to create the LLM of AI (at the level of abstraction), from scratch. Jordan Peterson saw that it was true immediately and began to cry like a bitch and kill himself over it. It took Kevin Samuels until wrote my first billion dollar movie to do the same. Andrew Tate had some retarded shit to say about watching cartoons yet I did all of this while almost exclusively watching cartoons and now he owes me his whole ass life because TO ME his level of success is worth about as little as some jizz-filled toilet paper. I said my life was like a solipsistic hell and your response was 'let him cook.' Ignoring the fact (entirely) that I said what was happening to me was going to get your kids murdered. AND NOW... I find out that I accidentally named myself after the secret name of the Jew-God, Elohim (I thought it was Yaweh) but my plan to conquer the world hinges entirely on the ability for information to be send backwards in time (for which quantum mechanics allows). So now I'm not just the creator of AI but I might also be the literal Jew-God and the bible is literally the story of how you fucking idiots tried to castigate me (in spite of my innocence) and I came back to slaughter you all. Additionally, if the universe is both cyclical and determined this outcome is both unavoidable and eternal. Yes. That's what I did."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
Get the Declared Myselfmug. All of you
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
Get the Freeloadersmug. No.
Hym "I'M NOT LETTING IT GO MEGYN. If you fucks are not punished for this, I will murder children and I will not stop. It isn't a mistake. It isn't doubling down. You are doing to do what I want one way or another but some kid doesn't have to pay just so you can feel like you don't have to listen to me."
by Hym Iam December 18, 2024
Get the Mistakemug. Oh? Is that what causes it? Because Simon Baron-Cohen said it was abuse and neglect. And his field of expertise is personality disorders and YOUR is... What? Alcoholism? Substance abuse? You're a REAL expert in that aren't you?
Hym "Rewarding someone for something inherent like selecting for fat cock? Nonono not that. Just the 'Lucifarian intellect.' Which literally translates to 'You're more intelligent than me but you won't adopt the axioms of my belief system, therefore, you are bad.' This is just more of you using your degree to MAKE SHIT UP so the you can push the message you want to push. Which is lying. You're lying."
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
Get the Rewarding someone for something inherentmug. by Hym Iam October 11, 2020
Get the Cripplemug. REALLY! You gotta step outside yourselves for a second and think about how bizzare this is for me to watch. Like... LITERALLY EVERYONE I have spoken positively of, praised, or referenced has been gone after. I mean, pick a name out of the hat.
Hym "Really, is that not weird to anyone but me? I know I'm not the only person seeing it! Do you not see the thing? The thing that is actively happening? I mean... Some of you have been aware of my existence for a while now and you DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE YOU and NOW IT'S YOU and you sit there, dumbfounded, like 'WhAt CoUlD pOsSiBlY bE hApPeNiNg!?' THE THING I TOLD YOU WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, MOTHERFUCKER! THAT! How do you reconcile your treatment of me with the thing that is actively happening to you now? What do you have to say for yourselves?"
Dr. JeepJorp "Well, I'm just doing to sit here and pretend Hym wasn't rught all along because I have decided to and have committed to being a bitch about all this."
Hym "Yeah, yeah we all know what you're going to do about it... NOT THE THING THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. You're going to try to weasel your way out of it because that's what you always do and then you're going to be in the same situation you're in now. Looking like an idiot. You AND everyone who ignored me. Fucking stupid. You look stupid."
Dr. JeepJorp "Well, I'm just doing to sit here and pretend Hym wasn't rught all along because I have decided to and have committed to being a bitch about all this."
Hym "Yeah, yeah we all know what you're going to do about it... NOT THE THING THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. You're going to try to weasel your way out of it because that's what you always do and then you're going to be in the same situation you're in now. Looking like an idiot. You AND everyone who ignored me. Fucking stupid. You look stupid."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
Get the Reallymug.