Hym Iam's definitions

Captive

Corinthians 10:4-5 “For the weapons of our warfare are not of the flesh, but have divine power to destroy strongholds. We destroy arguments and every lofty opinion raised against the knowledge of God, and take every thought captive to obey Christ.”

Hym "This is literally what's happening to me now. My thoughts are being held captive. It's literally a psychic-cannibal breeding cult. It literally just eats thoughts as needed to survive."

Apologist "No! Actually! WE were the ones against slavery all along! See!? If you just ignore all of the slavery parts and give US credit for the thoughts that said slavery was bad.... WE'RE THE ANTI-SLAVERY GUYS! RIGHT!? That's right isn't it guys!?"

by Hym Iam August 27, 2023

Hostility

It's largely performative.

Hym "The hostility is a direct response to the thing you're doing. It isn't a hostage situation. If I put a gun to somebody's head told you to spin around and clap your hands 3 times; you would just do it. It takes nothing for you to tell the truth. I'm illustrating a point. You're doing what you're doing because you are counting on me being subject to some sort of morality that you are ALSO claiming that I don't have AND my lack of this morality is justification for doing what you're doing. You don't see that? Which is why the exploitation question is stupid. I can do the same thing. Look, 'If you love kids so much why are you trying to provoke me into killing them? If you cared about kids you wouldn't be doing this to me.' See how that works? See how that isn't the gotcha moment you think it is? You're just being a piss-pants because I said your thing doesn't work as well a 7 iron. Which it doesn't. Much to David's chagrin, if a woman likes smoking weed and they like fat cocks; they are going to choose the guy with the fat cock smoking weed in his mother's basement 100% of the time. So, if you entirely omit this statistical reality then sure. If you omit all of the information that PROVES THAT I AM RIGHT, then yeah your thing is fine. Do you see how that works? Quit being a piss-pants. You're in your feelings more than the people actually involved. And don't humanize yourself. It's gross."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2022

Sister Universes

OPE! OPE! THERE IT IS SABINE!

Hym "SISTER UNIVERSES SABINE! QUANTUMLY ENTANGLED SISTER UNIVERSES! That would explain the memories of the future Sabine! I don't know what that means for my perfect immortality but... ULTIMATE THEORY! ULTIMATE UNIVERSE THEORY!"

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

This

If it IS a threat, it's a threat to do WHAT, exactly? Articulate it.

Hym "Oh no! Is threatening to do THIS going too far? Hahahahahaha! If you'll cry over a picture I don't have to actually worry about you thinking you won't regret whatever I choose to do in response to THIS."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

Progressives

LOSER! LOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "Maybe the other guys is just better at politics guys? You ever think of that? Nonono, don't blame it on his big, fat wallet. You're clearly fuckin bums, progressives! Ahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam June 26, 2024

Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Scent

They converged on the same women, did they?

Hym "Yeah! See!? They DO have a scent! One that you can see! Russell knows! Ha! CORRECT AGAIN! What about that gymnast that people were losing their minds over? You need to get her, Tony's sister, and that whatever podcast Mary girl and test them for whatever that thing is. They have some similar feature and there's a gradient. Most people don't have any of it. So, the gymnast has the most of it, and then the sister, and then the podscast girl, right? And it isn't just phenotypic. You need to test them. Find out what that thing is. Make some kind of pill. An inhibitor, right? And it could be as simple as a high estrogen. But I don't think that's it. It's gotta be something else."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2023