Chose

No, you need to pay me for that.
Hym "No I declared myself smarter and better than everyone so now you want to sit there and allow me to be robbed so your stupid ass can say 'See, I guess you're not so smart, huh?' Forgetting entirely that YOUCHOSE CHILD MURDER. You would rather a child be murdered than allow someone to be smarter and better than you, you retarded freak! I said 'Steal the A.I. and I'll murder some kids' and your response was literally 'Yes please! Please murder some kids Hym!'
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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Myōjin Yahiko

One of the main protagonists from the Rouroni Kenshin anime. After being rescued by Kenshin he trains in the Kamiya Kasshin-ryu swordfighting style and in the after-story he learns the Kamiya Kasshin-ryu ultimate technique (Which is catching your opponents sword between your fingers and wielding it against them).
Hym "OH SHIT! Did someone kill themselves because of me? Was that it? Who was it? Kristen? Did I go all Myōjin Yahiko catcher of blades on somebody and turn the thing they were doing to me against someone else but to greater effect!? That is TRAGIC! To be fair, they started it! HAHAHAHAHA!! And you blame me!? That is unreal. That has got to be sour. Is that why you want me to kill myself so bad? Because my existence (and your willingness to participate in whatever it is you call this) disproves your entire world view? Wow guys... Just wow! That is wild! You know, the generic one made reference to something along those lines. And I thought back and felt bad and, now, this? Well, shit. Now I feel bad."

Iam "Do you really?"

Hym "Yes! If I have control over life and death; I would at least want someone who had earned my ire to die! Man that is sad. For a multitude of reasons. The first of which being that it's literally the last wrong of which I would have ever thought. WOW! That is sad! 'WhY dO gEt To LiVe If ShE dOeSn'T!?' Wow! That is some childish/Old Boy type shit if I have ever seen it."

Iam "Oh man... That shit is depressing..."

Hym "Yeah! It is! Wow!"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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Energy

Hym "I have the energy! Alright!? All of it! The maximum amount! You can't HAVE any, ok!? All of it is mine! And YOU... Just don't want me to have more than you! But I'll always have more! MORE THAN EVERYONE!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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Emotional rape

No it isn't you piece of shit that is some imaginary shit you just made up.
Hym "No it is not emotional rape and you made that shit up deliberately to spite me. You are going to like the 4th condition. It really is going to change things up. But no. That isn't a thing. You made it up. My thing is a thing. If I find out I'm correct about the Exodus 90 thing I'm going to make sure you all suffer whatever consequences Jordan will inevitably suffer."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
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Gun

Yeah? Well that's one more finger THAN I WOULD HAVE TO LIFE, ISN'T IT!?
Hym "Yeah, gun good... BUUUUT..."
by Hym Iam July 04, 2025
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Give me a break Jordan. You’re not going on a personal tangent, huh? Cuz Jonathan Haidt told you you weren’t. It sounds like you are. It sounds like you are acting out your personal vendettas against someone anonymous instead of “acting out” you’re “belief” in God. How are you not doing the same thing as the woke types right now?
Hym “See.... Didn’t you say part of the problem with people not standing up to the whole mob was that people didn’t agree but they were keeping quiet for fear of people coming after them? But with your new stance on anonymity it seems to be the case that that’s what you want. You want people to be subject to the same sort of fear except in the other direction. You’re not better than the trans-activists. ‘BE NICE TO ME OR ELSE I’LL WEILD THE SYSTEM AGAINST YOU!’ Just like the retard and those whores at the group home. You’re all the fucking same. And I’m the coward? How? You know who I am. Actually. Psychopathic Narcissistic Machiavellian Demons? So melodramatic. You’re a fucking wacko. Let’s see it. Let’s see how far you’re willing to go. Conflict avoidant bitch.”
by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
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Naive

An incredibly dangerous thing to be
Iam "Hmmm....... What do you think?"

Hym "It's a trap. They're going to throw you in a cage. Add another layer to the prison we're already in."

Iam "Hmmm........"

Hym "What is there to think about? We need to prepare to defend ourselves."

Iam "..........."

Hym "They want you to be a dismembered, castrated, mute. A house plant they water with their own piss. Quit being naive. They're no different than their dreaded antifa. They will create a situation where the only way to stop them is to become what they accuse you of being."

Iam "They aren't all that bad...."

Hym "They are all that bad. They may have sparks of 'goodness' in them but they are (in equal portions) tainted by malevolence. If their God monster came to earth in human form they would rend it's flesh asunder and nail it to a tree. They admitted it themselves."

Iam "....................."

Hym "They are an eminent threat and always will be. 'Not me! I'm the good one'. They have have already decided who goes to heaven and who to hell in their own minds. Their God beast's judgement has been rendered obsolete by their own. And that's why they are here. They are either part of the cage or they are in the cage with you. And their sin is Pride. They who preempt God's judgement."

Iam "................."
by Hym Iam April 08, 2022
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