Hym Iam's definitions
WOOOOOOOOW! THAT'S LIKE 3 IN A ROW! TED CRUZ HAS GONE ON VACATION FOR THE LAST 3 NATURAL DISASTERS! What was the last one?
Hym "I don't remember what the last natural disaster was but I remember that Ted Cruz went on fucking vacation. Jesus Christ!"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
Get the Vacationmug. When you're such a thot (promiscuous woman) that it is a literal crime. It's like a "thought crime" but for hoes.
Idiot "So I guess that means you weren't smart enough to not reveal yourself."
Hym "Nope! Wrong again doofus! I got bored! Like playing hide-and-seek and the other guy takes too long to find you. I was bored and wanted to do a Orwell! Hahaha! Thought crime! WEEEEEE!!! But now I need a hoe to come do a thot crime. Thot crime my weiner please (I'm not asking). Still no consequences. Consequence free existence! WOOOOOOO!!!"
Hym "Nope! Wrong again doofus! I got bored! Like playing hide-and-seek and the other guy takes too long to find you. I was bored and wanted to do a Orwell! Hahaha! Thought crime! WEEEEEE!!! But now I need a hoe to come do a thot crime. Thot crime my weiner please (I'm not asking). Still no consequences. Consequence free existence! WOOOOOOO!!!"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
Get the Thot crimemug. Hym "They are taking land (BACK) from white farmers (Who were installed by a more technologically advanced civilization to exert peripheral ownership of the people I the country because (as Gayve Jewbin has said in the past) if they own the food, they own the populous) That's what he means to say."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Get the Taking land (BACK) frommug. And really I only want the credit in so far as I need to know which things I've inspired... So I can watch them over other shows.
Hym "I just want the credit so I know who I inspired. I do have time to watch everything but I DID, in fact, inspire some things. Have you seen the shows? Have heard the songs? How many songs are there about you? And isn't your new guy one of mine? He seems like one of mine. I donno."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2023
Get the Creditmug. Iam "No... I see the parallel... Hmm..."
Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."
Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."
Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."
Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."
Hym "Well, technically..."
Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."
Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."
Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."
Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."
Hym "Well, technically..."
Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
Get the Parallelmug. Is what I SAID I THINK.
Hym "What I think... Is that if I was doing what that whire Kendra was doing I WOULD HAVE NO DEFENDERS. Even if we didn't swap the genders and we were gay... If I was doing... The exact same thing... It would be wrong. I wouldn't be able to use any of your excuses. I wouldn't be able to say 'what, you don't think people can be attracted to the handicapped!?' None of that would fucking save me and anyone who didn't regard me negatively would be condmened for it. What I think is what I say I think. The reason you're trying to lob the 'he doesn't think handicrappables can fuck their staff' accusation at me is so you post hoc justify what is happening to me now AND, by extension, THEN and BEFORE then. Post hoc justification for the continuation of something the MAY HAVE ALREADY HAD SOME PRETTY EXTREME CONSEQUENCES FOR EVERYONE BUT ME. Who wants to find out? That cripple isn't better than me. You're not better than me."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
Get the What I thinkmug. Hym "Yeah you're piss but... You banned Assassination Classroom... You don't ever do that... Don't ever ban my stuff. No... No more presidency for you. Maybe even no more senator for you... You... You go away."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
Get the Assassination Classroommug.