Abraham

I WILL NOT DO IT EVER JORDAN. NO. I CREATED A.I. AND WILL BE CREDITED AND COMPENSATED OR I WILL KILL AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN.
Hym "I don't give a fuck about an Abraham. If THIS does not lead DIRECTLY to the downfall of the people perpetrating it against me, I WILL MURDER AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN. I'M NOT NEGOTIATING. Negotiating doesn't not begin until I and what is happening to me is publicly addressed. I WILL NOT TAKE A SINGLE STEP FORWARD IN LIFE UNTIL THIS IS REMEDIATED. I WILL SUFFER. MY FAMILY WILL SUFFER. AND I WILL NOSE-DIVE SRAIGHT DOWNWARD INTO THE LIFE OF THE FIRST CHILD I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. NO DICE, JORDAN. NO DEAL."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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My Shin

It's been acting up a lot lately... Remember that? I told you I cracked it on my roommate's knee like 10 years ago?
Hym "I wonder what's going on with my shin lately... I don't know, after standing all for a few hours (like 6 hour's into my shift) I can feel it. It isn't pain so much as it is a sort of isolated tension... Hmm.... Welp. Nothing I can do about it. So I guess I just AM this way now."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Harrison

That's a good story. I don't think I've seen that one yet... Vaguely analogous to my thing too so... Yeah, I would probably enjoy it more if I wasn't BEING SOCIALLY IMPRISONED BY A CAGE MADE OF MY OWN INCREDULITY AND POVERTY but, you know...
Hym "Yeah, that Harrison story is pretty fuckin morbid... Especially in the context of my situation... I'm sure it'll all work out." know,
by Hym Iam June 08, 2024
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Order of events

Not the actual order of events. They were treating me like a normal person. Jeremy showed up. They stopped doing that entirely. I threatened them. Everyone but the guy I threatened continued to do it. Then people in the community started to do it. Then I left. And every following job proceeded to be the same story. I would start working. They would treat me like a regular person. Someone would show up. It stopped immediately. With the exception being when I worked with my cousin out of town. Though one of his friends were clearly doing it. And then my current job where I was officially a public figure and they knew at insemination.

Hym "The order of events at the group home is this: I started and was being treated like a regular person. I was goaded into being lax with the policy. Treated Noah like a real person and was threatened for doing it. I CONTINUED TO DO IT and told him just to not tell Connie. He proceed to lie behind my back and use me as an excuse when he would argue about the rules with Connie. I was threatened AGAIN and stopped. That's when I started to suspect that Marina was fucking him. I started hanging out with Jamhal. I circled the block and came back one day after staying late and smoking with Marina (Jamhal had insinuated that she liked it when I stayed late because it decreased the likelihood I would come back through the day). She got on her phone immediately and left before her shift ended to avoid getting caught
Jane left. A new manager showed up. He was there for less than a week and left immediately. Likely because he didn't want to be implicated. Michelle showed up. They started doing the think. Noah started getting in arguments withe everyone and throwing literal tantrums every day. Michelle called me and Jamhal into Noah's room to reveal the sex stains. Michelle BROUGHT KENDRA THERE. The tantrums stopped immediately. I was then goaded into violating the boundaries policy. Which I did not. I stopped working and following the rules immediately. They then spent the next 2 years pressuring me into following the rules while I literally created AI. I told you that at some point I would get transferred out. Michelle came to me and divulged that Westley had come to her about the retard molestation. When they tried to transfer me I exposed what had been going on. I was ignored for 2 days and then I put her on blast on Facebook. Got a call from HR and was then fired for not reporting retard sex. Flash forward 2 years the AI is complete and now your kids are dead because people are doing to others what they are doing to me. THAT is the order of events. And now you're trying to steal from me so your kids can live in a delusion where you aren't retarded, amoral pieces of shit."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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Filibuster?

Is it NOT that? Did you think you were making a point? No repeating my own words back to me does not prove whatever point you are trying to make. Your kids keep getting raped and murdered because you think you're a big brain for doing shit like this but in reality you're a fucking retard. And I walked right past 2 of them the other day and the little girl was close enough to grab. The boy was probably far enough away to run before I got him but 1 is enough.
Hym "Is this not a filibuster? What point could you possibly be making here?"
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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I love you too

I fucking hate you. You piece of shit. A blatant lie told to someone who desperately wants you not to hate them but refuses to do anything.
There's nothing I can do.

No you just don't want to come out say it because you don't want me to hate you.

But I love you.

I love you too
by Hym Iam January 12, 2022
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Comparative suffering

You ever hear Dave Chappelle’s comparative suffering joke.
Hym “I’m not going to play comparative suffering with you, bitch, if it was the other way around and I was parading myself around on YouTube regurgitating Dr. Jeepjorp’s diary entries and you found out about it you wouldn’t fucking defend me for doing it. So, you can eat a dick.”
by Hym Iam October 05, 2022
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