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Definitions by Hym Iam

Sexual Assault/Battery 

Unwanted physical contact of a sexual nature.
Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
Sexual Assault/Battery by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
I'm getting apologies a lot lately but what I'm not going to allow you to forget is...
Hym "You're only 'sorry' because I made you look retarded! Don't forget. You would have NEVER been sorry otherwise. So say it right. 'I'm sorry Hym because it's now irrefutable that I'm a retard. Thank you Hym. You've enlightened me, manually.' Don't forget.
Sorry by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Taylor Swift 

YOU KIT A WEDDING BOAT ON FIRE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Taylor Swift *Lights wedding boat on fire*

Hym "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Taylor Swift by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Vindicated

Justin Roiland ALSO was cancelled over allegations. Allegations that have proven to be false.
Hym "Yet he has yet to be vindicated."
Vindicated by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
ALLEGEDLY! Russell Brand is ALLEGEDLY a little girl rapist.
Hym "I just want to ammend my previous statements by mentioning that Russell Brand is only ALLEGEDLY a little girl rapist. ALLEGEDLY! I also have no way of knowing how you are actually seeing this because as I've said before I don't have access to whatever medium you're using to view this (assuming (of course) the YOU can somehow view the content that doesn't get published) and therefore cannot slander or defame with intent as (for all I know) I'm shouting into the void and am talking to myself BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING 'SCHIZOPHRENIC' APPARENTLY. ALLEGEDLY a little girl raping junkie who YOU have been platforming and associating with for years. I (on the otherhand) have associated with ZERO rapists. So there's that."

A fucking gaggle of idiots "BuT i DiDn'T kNoW hYm!"

Hym "Yeah, what DID you know fuck-face!?"
Allegedly by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
Oh!? What!? Really!?
Hym "There's hypocrisy involved in the Russell Brand case!? Because he's not getting paid!? OOOOOOOH BOY-OH-GEEZ GUYS! WOW! WHAT A TRAGEDY! HE'S NOT GETTING PAUD FOR HIS CONTENT!? OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A MORE CHARISMATIC RAPIST! What an absolute goddamn shame! I wonder if there is anything happening to anyone that is... OH, I DON'T KNOW maybe in a VAGUELY ANALOGOUS situation? Maybe there's like this NOT A FUCKING JUNKIE RAPIST who, I don't know, isn't being paid for the things that he does! But WHO!? WHO COULD THAT PERSON BE!? Oh wait... 😃👈 Is it Hym!? Could it possibly be the not-a-rapist Hym (who you are PERFECTLY AWARE OF BRETT!)? So when it happens to rich junkie rapist is AN ORWELLIAN FUCKING CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND A BLATANT VIOLATION OF THEIR DUE PROCESS and when it happens to me? What? We just fucking pretend it isn't happening and I go fuck myself? Right? WOW! Because it's not that you ACTUALLY CARE. It's DAMAGE CONTROL! Damage control to cover for the fact that IF THE ALLEGATIONS ARE TRUE.... YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBING AND IGNORING ME (THE GUY WHO CREATED YOUR YOUTUBE LORD AND SAVIOR) WHILE PROMOTING AND PLATFORMING A RAPIST FOR YEARS! HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT GUYS! YOU! ARE! FUCKING! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! I'm at an actual loss for words! I don't know how to better articulate the contempt I feel for all of you right now so I'm just going to take a nap."
Hypocrisy by Hym Iam September 21, 2023

Children of Hym 

Nope. You're right. Not that.
Hym "No. You're right. Children of Hym. Better than everyone."
Children of Hym by Hym Iam September 21, 2023