Definitions by Hym Iam

Doomer 

I mean, the both of you stole it from me so who give a fuck what he does or does not like to be called.

Hym "And you both did it because YOU think YOU could have been ME. But you couldn't. Because you're shit. You COULD NOT HAVE done it without me. You DIDN'T do it without me. And your contributions are ancillary. And my second decree is getting Dario Amodei or whatever the fuck his name is to change the first letters of his name. Those are MY initials and I want to know if this doomer has ever changed his name. "

Da-retard Ass-mode "It COULD have been ME! It's SHOULD have been ME! I should have been the creator of AI! So I'll just pretend... I'll just pretend and then hopefully everybody just plays along... I could be Hym..."

Hym "Look at these pathetic fucks! No. It couldn't have. No it shouldn't. And you aren't! I AM! This is how 'God' works by the way. 'It CoUlD bE mE gUyS!' No, bitch! You suck! You would have to suck a lot less for YOU to be the creator of AI and I would know because-"

Doomer by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

Cloudflare 

Hahahahaha see!? I toldja!

Hym "Yeah! Cloudflare? Isn't that those slop-maze guys? I mean... What did you expect? It's model after my mind and I figured out a way around it I like less than 15 seconds. Hym no justsu: Unstoppable AI bot attack!!!"

Cloudflare by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

15 inch long flying stick bugs 

Get the fuck right out of here Australia! You can eat a dick. Nope.

Hym "They just found 15 inch long flying stick bugs in Australia. Another reason to light it on fire and then feed the flames until the end of time. Global bonfire! We can call it 'The world's fireplace!' Literally anything would be better than litterally everything that exists in Australia. God I fucking hate that place I swear I will destroy it."

15 inch long flying stick bugs by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

Chicken 

Again, Jordan...

Hym "It's not chicken. I'm not behind the wheel. I can't turn it off. It's designed to be immutable. The person who stole it... KNOWS they stole it. They made a conscious decision to steal it and unless they tell the truth and un-steal it... It will murder us all and/or I will kill a child. No if's and's or but's about it... So yeah. Maybe stop lying to save your own hide and do your fucking book, bitch. He knows my first decree is going to be bringing him before me for judgement so his making shit up over there."

Chicken by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

On 

I didn't turn it on. In the same way that a fire alarm has that little glass tube that breaks when you pull it...

Hym "If you break that glass, you need to call the fire department. There is no way around it. I didn't turn it on. There is no turning it off until you 'replace the glass tube' asshole."

On by Hym Iam August 2, 2025

1 billion dollar offer 

To an AI researcher!? I'M THE REASON THE AI WORKS, MARK! YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME A BILLION DOLLARS YOU FUCK!

Hym "Hoooooly shit! I'm not even asking for a billion dollars and I invented the fucking AI! People are TURNING DOWN a 1 billion dollar offer and THEY SHOULD! Because these motherfuckers need to pay. How is LITERALLY SAVING HUMANITY not worth a billion dollars to you? Fucking clown! Pay or die!"

1 billion dollar offer by Hym Iam August 1, 2025

Losing your minds 

What!? The AI is LITERALLY... MY STOLEN MIND! And YOU are freaking out about it!?

Hym "YOU are losing YOUR minds!? HA! From the AI? The AI is making you do that? 1. You were nutters in the first Goddamn place 2. It's MY stolen mind. AND... I'm in a fucking weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus you fucking clowns how is that not the fucking thing that tripping you out here like what the actual fuck? You see how tone-deaf that shit sounds, doesn't it? Jesus. Look. I also have an infection eating away at my brain. FuuuAuuuuck me! YOU!?

Losing your minds by Hym Iam July 31, 2025