9 definitions by Hyenabird X

Parker

Name for an awesome guy. Always hilarious and kind. They always know how to make your day. Usually pretty small but athletic! They're smart and hot, you just can't get enough of 'em! They have a six pack and the leg muscles of a beast! Parkers are the best!

Who's that guy with the six pack over there?!

Oh that's Parker everybody knows him, the guys awesome!

by Hyenabird X January 10, 2018

Too Fat

When you realize your butt doesn't even fit on the toilet anymore.

Cheetos give you the consequence of being too fat.

by Hyenabird X January 19, 2018