Hydrogen Elf's definitions

god

Bill Clinton when he sports his leather jacket, combover, and pimpin' gator boots.

God and Clinton are one in the same... just like republicans and a bad economy.

by Hydrogen Elf January 27, 2003

government

An intrusive body that has recently decided to reach far beyond the boundaries set by itself during its origination; A machine capable of progressing the lives of many people to points of imminent gloom.

The government is best when you never have think of it.

by Hydrogen Elf January 28, 2003