Definitions by Hugo the Great

thong 

Power underware for herteos, the briefer the better. A trick to wear at first, but the benefits are enormous. None but the intimate ones have to know.

Bill shows a lot of confidence since he ditched boxers and started wearing a spandex thong.

thong by Hugo the Great October 6, 2006

crocs 

Hidious but revolutionary shoes made of Croslite polyurethane—an antimicrobial resin that (contrary to anecdotal evidence) resists odor. The clasic clog is made several colors with and without holes and with and without straps. More and more styles(even boots) are about to hit the market. Ugly is comfortable.

My daughter said my Crocs look soooo gay, but I ask "Why should the gays get all the comfort?"

crocs by Hugo the Great October 6, 2006