Definitions by Hugh Hardon

Magic Carpet Ride

When you stick it in a girls ass, and then ride her down the stairs

Last night me and becky wanted to mix it up so we tried a magic carpet ride

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The act of when you are having sex and are about to cum; you pull out, close one of your partners nostrils, and blow your load into the open nostril.

I was fucking this girl last night, and to end the affair i took her snorkeling

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