2 definition by Hoyt of Garbagetown

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1. To bitch about absolutely everything, no matter how small.
2. To believe that you are absolutely correct on a subject no matter which persons or facts contradict you.
3. One who has a compulsive fixation on internet pyramid schemes.
4. To be unemployed for 5 or more years since graduation from high school.
5. One who has a compulsive fixation on drinking alcohol and nothing else, worthy of being on a TV show such as Intervention.
6. One who thinks their shit contains no smell, and that everyone else is beneath them.
7. To have a completely negative, self-defeating outlook on life.
8. Act of defeating every reality-based opportunity that presents itself.
9. One who is very immature.
1. You are such a lendog. All you do all day is drink beer and complain about the internet pyramid schemes ripping you off.

2. A Lendog: "Everybody sucks! Nobody does nothing. Ill show you, by the time Im done partying with my dudes Ill be a millionaire and you will be nothing."

3. Doug: "Lets go to the beach!" A Lendog: "The beach sucks, the sand is too sandy."

4. A Lendog: "Aaaaahhhhh that dudes a piece of shit cause I can drink 3 cases of beer in 4 hours and he cant"
by Hoyt of Garbagetown January 18, 2008

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(1) When the testicles become sticky and sweaty after a long hot day, on a person who hasnt had a shower in more than 24 hours. The smell of this resembles that of hot garbage. See also swamp nuts.

(2) When the testicles and taint become chaffed and painful after a long hot day. When dingleberries are present, the smell will mimic hot garbage.

(3) An expression of frustration. Can be used in place of swear words such as dammit, fuck, shit, etc.
1. Man, Ive got garbage balls again from camping out all weekend in the Georgia heat. My old lady wont touch me because of it.

2. Ahh garbage balls. I tried to get her number, but she said "get lost youve got garbage balls".

3. You'd better get some baby powder on those garbage balls!!
by Hoyt of Garbagetown January 14, 2008

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