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Howling Mad Murdock's definitions
Schmitting
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To
Masturbate
heavily for hours.
Adverse
side effects
may include loss of
functional
grip strength.
After Schmitting for hours
my phone
died and I
had to
switch to my
laptop
by
Howling Mad Murdock
June 15, 2019
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