tateism

tate.is.m
n.
1. an unnatural ability to isolate women. instead acting in a thoroughly pumpacious manner.
2. an unhealthy non-breathing problem when playing the guitar
3. the ability to entertain with strange head movements and knee-raising when playing the guitar
3. occasionally acting/looking like a cunt
"Oh dear. There goes Chris with another tateism"
"The problem with Chris is that he's prone to a tateism every now and again"
by How it is April 07, 2005
mugGet the tateismmug.

Eleven Lives Left

adj. n. verb.
1. Nightmare.
2. A fear of having two of anything.
3. An irrational hatred of double chins.
4. A popular westcountry musical outfit, with a cunt playing bass in a very pumptious manner.
5. Not quite as good as Twelve Lives Left or Full Speed Alone.
Dave "Are you going to see Eleven Lives Left tonight mate?
Rob "No. They're shit."
Dave "Don't be stupid, they're good!"
Rob "But Luke plays in the band"
Dave "Oh yeah. He's a right pumptious cunt"
by How it is April 06, 2005
mugGet the Eleven Lives Leftmug.