Definitions by How To Be Ignorant 101

allow us to acquire this loaf

Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you

A bitch who doesn't think she's nosy so when she says she's "real observant"

Random Bitch: How do you know that?
Nosy Bitch: I know 'cuz I'm real observant