Definitions by Houston jones

Houston Jones 

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.

Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.

Houston Jones by Houston Jones June 22, 2019

AJ Hawk 

Green bay outside linebacker who was the fifth overall in the two thousand six nfl draft, widely consdird the best defensive rookie registering one hundred tackles and three sacks. stands at six two, two hundred and fourty five pounds

AJ Hawk is a total badass, better than any young linbacker out there

AJ Hawk by Houston jones April 6, 2007