When everyone wears a tie and sunglasses and gets wasted. Doing this guarantees an awesome night. Well it's assumed so, no one has ever actually remembered anything the next day. Inspired by an episode of 30 Rock.
Tisha get your tie, Cindy and I are going business drunk to the Grotto.
I have an interview in the morning, so I'm preparing for it by getting business drunk tonight.
Frat Guy: Dude why do I keep finding all these ties in random places?
Frat Guy Two: Dude Business Drunk last night.