Hot Franklin's definitions

desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.

We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024

Bomb Hole

A person's anus while participating in anal sex while defecating out extremely spicy food.

Carrie loves to eat Hunan and get fucked in her Bomb Hole while shitting out spicy shredded pork.

by Hot Franklin December 8, 2021

Cincinnati Stew

Cincinnati stew is large quantities of loose stool produced by eating too much Cincinnati Chili.

When Ryan lived in Hamilton County, he used to drive into town for Cincinnati Chili but he kept spending an hour on the shitter crapping out piles of Cincinnati Stew so he switched to only eating Hardee's when he wanted a hot lunch.

by Hot Franklin February 11, 2022

Lucky Scottsdale

The act of getting plastic surgery performed while snorting cocaine in overpriced clothing.

Kim spent $20,000 on a Lucky Scottsdale this weekend at Fasion Square and still looks like shit.

by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021

lucky river

Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.

Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.

by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022