Definitions by Horton McGarrity
Beating the Eggs
When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap
I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.
Beating the Eggs by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009
Brodeo
A huge bro party/beerfest in which tons of girls get "ridden".
King bros often show up to brodeos
Brodeos can involve hundreds of gallons of beer and involve massive beer pong sessions
It is said that to not play Dave Mathews at a brodeo is a legitimate sin.
King bros often show up to brodeos
Brodeos can involve hundreds of gallons of beer and involve massive beer pong sessions
It is said that to not play Dave Mathews at a brodeo is a legitimate sin.
"Yo bro, I'm so pumped for the brodeo tonight, I know that I could get with a couple chicks"
"Yea same, I hope I do too bra"
"Yea same, I hope I do too bra"
Brodeo by Horton McGarrity May 31, 2009