Horny Bastard's definitions

one handing it

when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating

eww look at that dude one handing it in the car with the playboy mag

by horny bastard October 16, 2005

making chocolate milk

simular to juicing a lemon but insted of her pussy you squeeze her ass so hard that her shit come comes out in liquid form

yum yum chocolate milk

by horny bastard April 7, 2005

The Chili Dog

When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

who wants to eat this chili dog?

by horny bastard April 3, 2005

creme cheese bagel

when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off

mmm love me some creme cheese bagel

by horny bastard April 1, 2005

making chocolate milk

like {squeezing a lemon but where you squeeze her ass, squeezing it this hard makes it come out in a liquid form, like chocolate milk

mmmmm i love drinking freshly squeezed chocolate milk

by horny bastard January 28, 2005

Bananna on a Stick

a long large azn dick

my gf loves to get her some banannas at the club

by Horny Bastard January 23, 2005

hot dog

the thing that my sister fucks

my sister had to stick a plastic bag over the hotdog so she wouldnt get salmanella poisening in her pussy

by horny bastard January 17, 2005